[1]I owe my love of pimento cheese to a man named Lake by Kevin Pang:
The side of our refrigerator is reserved for special mementos. I'm
staring at it right now as I type: There's a Polaroid of my now-wife
and myself in our early days of dating, a photograph with our
two-year-old at the beach last summer, there are food-themed novelty
magnets from cities we traveled to over the years. Oh, I also see my
health insurance card that I need to put back in my wallet. But, for
the most part, important mile markers from our lives, memorable and
flat enough to attach onto a fridge.
Curious enough, there's a 8 1/2-by-11 sheet of paper on our fridge
since 2010. Looking at it conjures a warm memory-it comes from a man
I met nine years ago for one afternoon. His name is [2]Lake E. High,
a wonderful name of a wonderful man who met up with me in Columbia,
South Carolina. At that time, High was president of the [3]South
Carolina Barbecue Association (he stepped down from the position
this past July and is now president emeritus), and he agreed to show
this [4]Chicago newspaper reporter and barbecue neophyte the
delicious foods of his home state.
I was young then, inexperienced in the food traditions of the
American South. I told High I had tried pimento cheese for the first
time only days earlier in [5]Shelby, North Carolina at Bridges
Barbecue Lodge. And with that cue, High launched into a 20-minute
monologue about the particulars of pimento cheese. I sat listening
to him, entranced that pimento cheese could yield 20 minutes of
soliloquy.
Weeks later, I returned from my barbecue road trip week and
discovered an e-mail in my inbox. It was from Lake High. It included
a Microsoft Word attachment titled: Pimento Cheese. It read, in
part:
> I gave this recipe to a friend who thought mine was the best he
had ever had so he took the recipe and went out and bought some
Piggly Wiggly sharp cheddar used the Hellmann's mayonnaise his wife
likes and had in the fridge. He was dumbfounded that it didn't taste
anything like mine and he said it was awful. I gave him a short
lecture and had him re-read the recipe.
High included a number of secrets. He insisted only Kraft Reserve
Sharp cheddar cheese be used, and if not available, Kraft's Extra
Sharp is also acceptable. He implored that only [6]Duke's mayonnaise
be used (it has a higher egg yolk ratio, which gives it a "homemade"
richness-plus it's also the officially sanctioned mayo of the
South). He add lots of black pepper. He mashes the jarred pimentos
with a fork. And he adds a half teaspoon of sugar to "take the edge
off the sharp cheese while leaving the flavor." High says: "If you
can taste the sugar, you've added too much sugar."
I don't know if using a different mayonnaise, or withholding the
sugar, would make a taste difference that my palate could discern.
But I also haven't been consuming pimento cheese my entire life. And
so I defer to the sage wisdom of Lake E. High, a gracious man who
forever changed my worldview on pimento cheese. This is the only way
I've made it, and the only way I'll make it going forward. It's
absolutely delicious. That itself earns a place on our fridge
forever.
Lake E. High's Pimento Cheese
* 10 oz. Kraft Reserve Sharp cheddar cheese
* 1/2 tsp. sugar
* 1 small jar (4 oz.) chopped pimentos, mashed up with a fork
* Lots of black pepper (and some red pepper flakes if you like it
hot)
* 3-4 heaping Tbsp. [7]Duke's mayonnaise
Grate cheese into a bowl. Drain one small jar of pimentos and place
onto plate. Mash with a fork into tiny pieces. Add cheese and
pimentos into bowl, then add Duke's mayonnaise to desired
consistency. Add 1/2 teaspoon sugar and mix. Blacken the top of the
cheese mixture with fresh ground black pepper, then stir it all up.
Postscript: I e-mailed Lake E. High while writing this, asking for
permission to reprint his recipe here. He graciously said yes, and
added, "I tell people about your comment, 'Pimento cheese has
changed my life' to much enjoyment." He's right.
Outside of inside of olives, I don't know if I experienced pimentos
much. Luckily I have two sisters, a brother, their families, and a mom
to whom pimento cheese is a way of life.
I can't say that I am a fan, but based off of this recipe I can see why
I am not - that is a small amount of pepper (the pimentos, TIL) and
black pepper to counter the sharpness of the cheddar. The sugar might
not be best to cut the cheese sharpness - maybe lemon juice? The recipe
misses the mayonnaise completely I presume at least 50% in volume to
the total (UPDATE: They added it in and I reflected it above); I
subscribe to the use of Duke's in lieu of [8]Japanese Kewpie
mayonnaise.
p.s. ※ to self: taste test Duke's and Kewpie
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References
1.
https://thetakeout.com/recipe-pimento-cheese-dip-spread-1831689604
2.
https://www.southernliving.com/dukes-mayo-southern-food
3.
https://www.scbarbeque.com/
4.
http://bbqroadtrip.tumblr.com/post/1260977544/mile-1529-1540-maurices-piggie-park-and
5.
http://bbqroadtrip.tumblr.com/post/1239362743/mile-798-bridges-barbecue-lodge
6.
https://www.southernliving.com/dukes-mayo-southern-food
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https://www.dukesmayo.com/where-to-buy/
8.
https://www.kewpie.co.jp/english/
9.
https://www.prjorgensen.com/?p=2541