I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass
motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog
fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick
was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my
Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this
walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.
That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks
like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the
earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not
gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do
you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three
hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking
sight before I piss on you too!
