From "Restoom Ideas", HOW TO PEE STANDNING UP (if you're a chick)
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Using either hand, place your index finger on one side and your middle
finger on the other side of your vagina (or labia) and spread those
lips apart. Lift to get the desired trajectory, and then go. If you
dont spread and lift, it might run down your leg. Jeans should be
pulled down in front about 3 to 4 inches, skirts are lifted. The
easiest are loose shorts (because you can pee through the leg opening)
and bikini bottoms (because you can just move the fabric at the crotch
to one side). If you experience any spraying or lack of distance (one
or two feet is normal) try the other method in which instead of one
finger on each side, you use your entire hand for better control.
For other variations of this technique, visit the Other Solutions
page. Best wishes! - Denise
Diane writes... Ive used urinals many times when working late at my
office (at first, because the mens room is much closer, and now,
because I find a urinal to be more convenient).
I do it facing, and it works fine now that I know the posture (nothing
extreme). I dont make any kind of mess, and dont even have to undress
as much as to sit down. Last year in Europe I discovered French and
Italian women do it all the time using urinals in ladys rooms.
Im starting to think American women have been kept in the dark about
this for a reason. Maybe Oliver Stone will do a movie...
MaryAnne writes... Thanks for the website; it was actually quite
interesting and pointed out a couple of obvious flaws in my technique
on previous attempts! I suspect I will have occasion to test this
sometime in the near future...maybe Ill liberate a mens room at the
Kingdome!
Debbie writes... One wonders what circumstances led you do know about
this, and also just how many of us will secretly try this out! (And
how few will admit to it afterwards?)
Janice writes... Well Im in college and youd be surprised to see how
many college girls use mens urinals. I personally find it boring to
pee in regular stalls, and its much more exciting and daring to pee
standing up in urinals. Any woman can pee standing up, facing a urinal
looking at the wall or whatever men look at. Down here in Texas at one
of our stadiums, they are installing urinals for women in addition to
the stalls. Usually there are long lines for the womens bathroom. My
friend Judy and Karen will sometimes stand at the urinal and see who
can get the furthest arc. It works best when we are all drunk!
Gabrielle writes... Heres a little about women using mens urinals (my
personal experiences). I usually pee standing up in any location, and
can use just about any type of mens urinal with ease. I have used
troughs as well as the other types. I also use the same technique when
going other places than a bathroom, such as outdoors. Its really a
pretty easy technique, and I think a lot of girls could do it if they
wanted. Basically, I stand with my feet slightly apart, about shoulder
width, and my pants and panties pulled down about to my knees. I lean
back slightly at the waist, with some arch in my back. When I start to
pee, I push hard to start a strong stream, and push again at the end
to keep the stream up until Im done. I find that I have pretty good
control over where the stream goes, and its a pretty clean process.
Sometimes I dribble a little when Im finishing up, but not too often.
Most of the time I dont even need to wipe when Im done. Actually, I
have found that this method is neat enough that if Im wearing pants
with a long enough zipper, I can just unzip, pull my panties aside,
and go through the fly. Once while doing this outside, another woman
asked if I had a penis, and then asked how I could urinate standing up
without making a mess. My, what our mothers never taught us!!
Gabrielle writes more... regarding drips: I dont really have any
problems with drips, as I said, I can often get away without even
having to wipe when I go standing up. I always seem to need a wipe
when I go sitting down, however. Perhaps the lack of drips is due to
1)the fact that I give a hard push to get the last of the flow out as
I stop, or 2) the fact that women simply have less length of plumbing
between the bladder and urethra to contain urine, making it easier to
drain completely. Regarding aim: It wasnt great when I started peeing
while standing on a regular basis (probably 10 years ago), but it has
improved over time. I am now precise enough that I can go through the
fly in a pair of jeans. Aiming and stream control is accomplished
mostly with the hips. When learning, a good technique is to place your
hands against your lower abdomen, on the pubic hair triangle. By
pressing with either hand your stream can be angled, and pulling up or
pressing with both hands will point the stream up. Try this in the
shower where it doesnt matter if you are sloppy the first few times.
Eventually you may become good enough to be able to write your name in
the snow (yes Ive done this) Hope this insight helps.
Emily writes: Fabulous page Ive stumbled on! I am 24 years old and
single. Since I first started wearing jeans (my favourite garment!) I
have worked on overcoming a womans problem, namely how to pee without
having to pull your pants down and squat. I also developed a method
which enables me to pee through the open zip of my jeans as
conveniently as a man. It comes down to a strong start and a rapid
shut-off finish (i.e. no dribbling). My technique is simple. At first
I pinch myself shut until the pressure builds up, then as the stream
starts to die, I push to keep maximum flow, then I can stop it fairly
suddenly. From the age of 16 I have had this down to a fine art, never
leaving more than the odd spot on my clothes
Lisa writes: My secret to peeing without exposing myself is to press
the edges of the fly down and around the labia so that in effect the
labia protrudes through the fly. Then Ill spread the lips slightly and
use my finger to pinch and pull up on the pants opening in order to
direct the stream out front. The only problem is that Ill drip a few
drops on my jeans when finishing. But it sure beats going the
traditional way.
