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|_.----._ Operator, | __._.--v.__ Please |
|\\ / connect me | ) _.-----.[><] hold, Sir|
| \_.----->_ with Ms.Derp | >/,,`--.____\ ( ________|
|</ x_. .-'_ \ | )| (' ) ( ') L >|OOOOOO0|
| | ( ) \_') .[>~~. |( \ |) |0~~00O||
| \ T | _ ) | `_ ^ -.__S) V_ |OO0(OOO|
| \| r |(o) ( | \ /> _|O/OO)~0|
| | / I-c ) | `-..--'/ / |0OO0OOO|
| |`-..--' /@\~' | |____/ --------|
| --- |*fumble with switchboard*|
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| | _.---|-/_ sIRi! |
| | / _. .__ \ CaLL m0M |
| | | (o ) [_o] . / |
| | \ /..\ | .---. |
| A century later... | ^ / ,,, | ||0|| |
| | |\ <,,,> / | T | |
| | `-..--' '---' |
| | / |
| | Sorry, I did not |
| | understand you. |
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| | . |/ SIRIously, |
| \.-._ \ _.=^-.__, .-''"\ Mankind!? |
| // _\ | ' < [@ ) / '< [@ | |
| \\ '(_\) .' ' `-- \ |
| `.,_.'. .'(_ )`. | |
| `-._.\ -' ,,;,,, ' | |
| | \ |"""''''''""| .' |
| | [_ ===== / / |
| \ | `----./ | |
| `. `,,, ,, ,; |
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