this is my gopher page. I've never even used gopher.

All I know about it is its an archaic pre-slash-co-cursor to the World
Wide Web. I could probably look it up on Wikipedia, but that would get me
clicking on like 84 different links to other stuff about other articles
about other stuff about...etc. etc. etc.

The only reason I'm making this readme is so that my site is >5k so it
doesn't get BA-LEETED. Umm, what else...

Today at school I had a philly cheese steak and it was the best sandwich
ever. The soft-serve machine wasn't doin too good though...my ice cream
looked like a melted slurpee. Turns out soft-serve is a form of ice cream
discovered by British chemists who found a way to put more 'air' into the
ice cream, thereby reducing the quantity of ingredients needed to yield
the same amount of icecream, and whereas normally everyone hates when they
try to cut corners, people actually liked it because its softer than
regular ice cream.

I might be hooked on wikipedia. I've sat on it for 4-5 hours at a time
just reading articles that linked to other articles and...well, let's not
start that again.