Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty at the Office, But Aren't
                           Author Unknown

   1. I need you to whip it out by 5!
   2. Mind if I use your laptop?
   3. Put it in my box before I leave.
   4. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
   5. I want it on my desk NOW!
   6. Hmm... I think it's out of fluid.
   7. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
   8. It's an entry-level position.
   9. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
  10. It's not fair... I do all the work while he just sits back!

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