Batman taught me it's ok be slightly abusive but punny with an
awkward but useful teenage friend who likes to dress like you
and hang around the costume shop with the drug crowd while being
best buddies with the commissioner, who kinda HAS TO let you do
what you do because you run the ONLY income producing business
in the town providing jobs for everybody, as it will eventually
lead you into playing Adam West in a cartoon when you're an old
man and can successfully make everybody on the planet think
you're an idiot while you rake in the money, fooling them all. ^
my original but I'm sure others said similar things :P
