but but but then... then you're suing yourself 'cause...
  'cause.. well.. the money's a grab-bag of fundage plucked from
  300 million people (give or take a few million) - and going into
  your pocket and... well.. um...

  yeah, I got nothin'.
  It's United *States* of America - not United Santas of America.

  There. That'd be a good comeback if someone was a pro-tax person
  which... I'm not. I pay so they can play. Such is how it is [I
  like imaging what a pro-something-I'm-not would say. Early
  today, I made a fake web-comic similar to the asdf-movie style
  that is in the unfunny manner of uber social justice warrior
  vegan-fight-for-cute-animals-only. You know - when someone
  pretends they're going to be funny but then preaches something: