I'm running my very *self* through the cold, hard, sieve of
  knowledge classification and letting it slice me into pieces.

  I don't like it. I don't like being judged. I don't like being
  classified, categorized, put on a shelf.

  But when I'm dead, should my multidimensional consciousness no
  longer need such trivial things as classifications,
  nevertheless, the humans left behind here *will* slice and dice
  me... that is.. if I was famous, which I'm not.

  But if I was... somebody would be doing this.

  So, I'm doing it instead.