I got SWAG... or swagger at least.* Found this note from 2003
that I wrote to my future self, printed on some weird 4 inch
wide paper from a tiny pocket sized printer I had.* Ok, that's a
lie.* I planned to get swag. Just read. "2. Act as if you're not
shy.* In private, behave as if you're oozing confidence.* Hold
your chin up, stick your chest out, add a swagger to your walk
and speak firmly.* It may seem ridiculous, but you will see
results when you're out in public." See.* Swag.* 2003.* Before
everybody else.* I had it.* So :P society. lol Actually, no I
didn't.* I don't have swag.* It's to my future self.* It was my
future self in 2003, and it's still my future self in 2015.
[Nor do I want swag.* But a few people HAVE done noscopes of me
and given me the minecraft glasses and the flying doritos and
airhorns and stuff with my face, so I guess, I do have it, at
least parody-swag.]