I was raised in the "You're unique! You're special! Everybody's
  Special! Everybody's Unique!" movement (I dunno if it's still
  going on).

  Anyway, this reminds me of the day when I was like 8 and I was
  thinking, "wait... if EVERYBODY'S unique, doesn't that make
  everybody the same?"

  One of many little aneurysms I had as a kid... and ..
  throughout... life... lol