7am in beautiful naples, florida usa. severe case of Bed Head
  from being in Hangouts 'til 3am last night. but i got a big cup
  of coffee. can't talk yet - just gravel, sand and a little horse
  come out of my throat but i should be functioning by 9am. Maybe.
  I hope. I narrowly missed stepping on 4 perfectly places pieces
  of DOG POOP in the kitchen, left by a little house dog that
  someone owns around her .... okay, no, a lie. I stepped in the
  4th dog poop piece. and before coffee. ah well. Welcome Monday
  with all your charms.