I'm a hypocrite and PROUD of it! I have to be the paradox so
  people can say, "Man, at least *I'm* consistant and normal!' I
  read up on "Holy Fools" many years ago, and it changed my
  perspective on a different way to carry yourself. You can work
  on your hypocrasy without hiding it or beating yourself up over
  it. I *could* just smoke and -not- exercise, or smoke and at
  least exercise a little. But thanks for "skinny" - I guess i
  don't have a full-body pic online - which is definitely for the
  best. I may not be "big and tall", but I'm above regular. "