The way I figure - if you are here to complain about things,
  then things are much better than they could be. Of course, that
  works only if your plans betray you. But when your body betrays
  you - I imagine it's a lot harder to to stay chipper. Worst
  pains I know is a toothache, an ulcer or a back-going-out
  Impossible to keep smiling then. "