[1]12107265_10200988329388598_3927594361810344303_nmod 7 with
complex manifolds over semiholomorphic maps by Kenneth Udut
10/04/2014 It's improvisational Jazz. The jam session will end
when they're dead. They'll be fine; plenty of water; at least
when they found the running water tap. Before that they had to
use solar heaters to melt the ice, which was hard because the
sun was so far away. They're not telling NASA about the oxygen
pockets hidden under the soil though. That'd spoil their gig
because then EVERYBODY would be going up there. I believe the
players are actually musicologists, each with multiple
Doctorates from several esteemed Universities worldwide, steeped
in the depths of pure music theory and less so in application.
Continual experimentation in tonal and atonal modal music using
scales that no one ever plays (because they sound generally
dreadful), and mathematical microtones generated algorithmically
via RSA-2048 encryption made usable via the Chinese Remainder
Theorem (currently they are playing "mod 7 with complex
manifolds over semiholomorphic maps) - they play solely for the
Purity of Music for the sake of the Muse herself, who had to
bring them to Mars in the first place because none of the 7
billion people on the Planet Earth could stand the racket.
NOTE: the semiholomorphic maps are a sign that yes, they are
musicologists and no, they are not mathematicians. Well, this is
the second planet the Muse brought them to. The first was Venus.
With such a dense atmosphere (and she had to maintain a stasis
field to allow them to survive the pressure and greenhouse
effect), the dreadful music began to create intense lightning
storms in the atmosphere, as even the very electrons comprising
the outershell of the molecules that composed the atmosphere
were eager to commit suicide and the molecules gladly gave up
their virtual photons in an attempt to rid their humble planet
of the terror of a band comprised of musicologists.
This is also why so few earth vessels have bothered exploring
Venus.
Why,*
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/soviet-probe-crashes-into-venus
in 1966, look what happened?
Their fault.
The subsonics generated by the artifacts of the remainder
theorems have a side benefit as well, gently drawing up hidden
oxygen from the depths of the Martian soil, allowing them just
enough oxygen to survive, as the Muse punishes them for a poor
review of a piece of Byzantine music all surrounding a supposed
error in a septendecimal tritone that was a few cents off to
their ears but at the time, they were ignorant of the vast
Universe of music that is possible and were basing their
judgement upon human standards.
They are now forced for a near eternity to play music
incomprehensible to human ears until they finally play the
combination of tones that successfully manages to align the
quarks within a single atom that she has kept with them into an
Efimov state to unlock her lover from his 4 billion year prison,
enslaved by Zeus, his name unknown to us, as he was the reason
for life on Earth that allowed the eventual creation of these
three perfectly awful musicologists which eventually result in
the destruction of life as we know it.
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