You realize that's the only proper place for a man to eat a
  burrito.

  a) get burrito at 7-11 / local gas station
  b) heat up said burrito using store microwave
  c) pay
  d) stand over garbage can to catch the slop and
  save-the-environment because you're NOT wasting a napkin
  e) eat
  f) look silly while doing it.

  Also works with hot dogs with too much topping on top.

  Done it myself tongue emoticon