You realize that's the only proper place for a man to eat a
burrito.
a) get burrito at 7-11 / local gas station
b) heat up said burrito using store microwave
c) pay
d) stand over garbage can to catch the slop and
save-the-environment because you're NOT wasting a napkin
e) eat
f) look silly while doing it.
Also works with hot dogs with too much topping on top.