I want to publicly THANK YOU for equating the silliness over
  foreskin stuff with Westernized Belly Buttons and umbilical
  cords. That's an angle I will add to future debates.

  In... ahem "Men's Rights" ... debates, I usually bring up the
  tails they routinely snip off along with the extra fingers and
  toes that a good percentage of babies are naturally born with.
  Babies aren't born perfect; they're born how they're born and
  sometimes doctors wisk them away to do "Let's make this thing
  look presentable" and the mother is none-the-wiser. Standard
  operating procedure.