It was musical and colorful and had personality. Facebook is
  easy to use, fast, practical, but utilitarian. It fits my
  personality, but I have no personality, just like Facebook. Who
  knows - maybe you two can start a new movement: The drive back
  to Myspace. You just might gather a following. You've got the
  Northern Crew (Heather) and the Southern Crew (Dawn) - that's
  the whole U.S.A. covered. "