Left Roselle Park High School after 8th Grade (I was
  "pre-frosh") then went to Vail-Deane in Mountainside, NJ for one
  year, which ended up becoming four years! Went to Hampshire
  College in Amherst MA - a hippie school where you have a lot of
  fun, there are no grades and everybody is ultimately responsible
  for themselves. I didn't realize that and had fun but
  academically was kapooee. Had various jobs - computer store
  technician, Microsoft Excel guru, stockboy, Radio Shack employee
  (see a pattern?), data entry, all geek stuff. Now I live in
  Naples, FL. i run a business referral service from home called
  NeighborHelp Referrals and support my brother in animal trapping
  for the local area. Pays the bills and it's kinda fun. Oh, and I
  own a goat named Fred.