^Yes, I'm a gentleman. One of our cats was sleeping on a washrag
  I needed to get dirt off my hands (garden cleaning today). I
  said, "Princess, excuse me. May I please have this washrag?". I
  tugged it a little, she politely stood up and let me have the
  washrag.

  Hm. Maybe I should get back to work and not share such things.
  Nah, I gotta be me - who else will do it?^