WAIT a second... maybe I -should- join a few of these lodges.
  drum up local business.... but... man then I'd have to SIT WITH
  REAL PEOPLE in a room. I dunno about that. Maybe if it was
  outdoors in the woods around a campfire with bongos playing and
  loincloths and chanting. Now THAT I could do, except for the
  mosquitos part.

  Why the loincloth? I dunno. Never wore one. I wear boring
  clothes. Never did facepaint. But I _was_ at a few drumming
  circles long ago, and they were a blast.