For Exxon though, it's not corporate greed in that case. A quick
  Excel calculation:

  $418,230,000,000 Exxon Market Cap
  0.0000022% $9000 is

  We're just jealous of their $418 trillion dollar market cap. But
  market cap is fickle stuff. It can 'tank' in a single bad day,
  so even _this_ comparison isn't entirely valid. A more valid
  comparison:
  83,600 People employed by Exxon.
  If that $9000 was divided equally (which it isn't of course, and
  more people work for Exxon that AREN'T included because of
  subcontracting),

  9000 / 83600 = 10.8 cents per person.

  You (the Meme implies a single person) = 1 person.

  9000 / 1 = $9000 per person.

  Still not a complete comparison but somewhat more accurate.

  Also, I don't have to get oil on my hands unless I'm cooking
  something. I* don't like corporate greed either but Meme usually
  mislead.