For Exxon though, it's not corporate greed in that case. A quick
Excel calculation:
$418,230,000,000 Exxon Market Cap
0.0000022% $9000 is
We're just jealous of their $418 trillion dollar market cap. But
market cap is fickle stuff. It can 'tank' in a single bad day,
so even _this_ comparison isn't entirely valid. A more valid
comparison:
83,600 People employed by Exxon.
If that $9000 was divided equally (which it isn't of course, and
more people work for Exxon that AREN'T included because of
subcontracting),
9000 / 83600 = 10.8 cents per person.
You (the Meme implies a single person) = 1 person.
9000 / 1 = $9000 per person.
Still not a complete comparison but somewhat more accurate.
Also, I don't have to get oil on my hands unless I'm cooking
something. I* don't like corporate greed either but Meme usually
mislead.