Should I find myself in that situation, it's likely I'd decline,
  unless my privacy intrusion was particularly clever. Then I
  might allow it.

  "HERE, TAKE ME! TAKE ME GOVERNMENT! HERE - HAVE MY HARD DRIVE!
  HAVE ALL OF ME!" I'm a bit of an Internet whore. I'd probably
  have ALL 65535 of my ports open - BOTH WAYS, although a few
  ports got abused, so I had to firewall them - the computer
  equivalent of a chastity belt.