^Whatever you need, it's out there. Find it. Have fun.
  *Whatever it is*, somebody, somewhere is *obsessed* with
  something that will be very
  fun/funny/interesting/useful/helpful/practical to you. It is on
  the Internet. When you find it, your life/health/work/play/mood
  will be better than it would have been if you had ever found
  somebody else's obsession. Whatever you need, it's out there.
  Find it. Have fun. -Ken^