^Whatever you need, it's out there. Find it. Have fun.
*Whatever it is*, somebody, somewhere is *obsessed* with
something that will be very
fun/funny/interesting/useful/helpful/practical to you. It is on
the Internet. When you find it, your life/health/work/play/mood
will be better than it would have been if you had ever found
somebody else's obsession. Whatever you need, it's out there.
Find it. Have fun. -Ken^