^Hah, hearing the police "every breath you take" got me thinking
  about paranoia. (yeah, my brain goes ALL over the place - AND
  NO, i'm not paranoid - or AM I? I'll go ask the government
  agents and the aliens - they'll tell me - oh wait, will they?) -
  Anywho: The great thing about paranoia is this: You only have to
  be right once.
  Am I talking about you? Bet you think I am! Out of 1200 friends,
  I'm focusing on you! Beware! The cameras are on. Get your
  aluminum foil hats out kids - the mind probes are are coming
  through the cell phone towers and they're visualizing your
  thoughts in a government lab in Area 51. Oh, I need to write for
  the Weekly World News (no offense to the fans of Bat Boy). Man,
  they got good music on this channel tonite. All the 80s crap I
  grew up with - and I love it all.^