ROFL! "sswwwwwwww" - - my chair doesn't make that sound, but
i've had ones that do - and it's like they're saying,
"aaahhhhhhhhhh thank GOD... man... did you have to FART so
much!? Ugh!" Our chairs put up with a lot. I wish to publically
thank all chairs in the world for putting up with our asses for
so long. "