^I just overhead another response to my "be a hypocrite! don't
be scared!" on another network that made me stop, ponder, then
laugh when i 'caught the joke':
"I love the Hypocrite, but only if its me."
Confused for a second, I thought, "man, its okay only if he's
the hypocrite - What a hypocri.... Ohhhhh!!!!!"^