Consider the implications, implied in your summations, bereft of
  any measure, of any future winning pleasure. You think you got
  the rhyme, the time, the sign, the sublime - well lemme tell you
  that this nation of constipation erupting from your Platonic,
  moronic, buffonic colonic leaves us wracking our minds over the
  lacking crack-head tactics of the ass-ticks stuck to your
  fantastic plastic, spastic glass dick, shattered in the mouth of
  your mom's metal grille - she can't get her fill, 'cause your
  Philosophy lacks sophistry.