Punctuated equilibriums, considering how quickly dank memes
  become fossils. == It does not. Dankness is a quality of outlier
  events amongst the background of memeness. It can be graphed as
  follows: You must plot MEME on the X and DANK on the y. == But
  how can dank exist independent of an object for its dankness (as
  a quality) to be applied to!? MAYBE it's a perspective illusion:
  The dankness rises SO HIGH above the X, that the existence of
  the X floor may appear to be non-existent! ==