* What do people in China call their good plates? non-tectonic.
* What do you call a male ladybug? Bro. * When dog food is new
and improved tasting, who tests it? Talking dogs.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SCEmSHqMnw * When they first
invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set
it? They gathered all the peoples of the planet Earth together
in one spot. The population was quite small back then and they
gathered in the plains of Africa. In PIE they all said in
unison: trejes dwou oinos and stomped on the ground in unison.
This caused a break in the spacetime continuum, causing the
setting of the first atomic clock based on the cesium atom which
was likewise based on sun/moon and planetary guidelines from
some point in the 1950s, and the information travelled through a
quantum tunnel to that very moment, the first and last time
everybody made a stomp on the earth at the same time,
calibrating the initial clock, which is why all Earth calendars
and clocks have always been synchronized from that point
forward. * If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be
hungry? You would eat yourself. The inversion would take place
at the moment of contact and you would disappear in a puff of
salami. * Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of
that song? No. It's from the Campbell's soup company. Part of
their marketing campaign. Two large Campbell's soup cans reside
at the Cambell's HQ which are recovered alien artifacts allowing
them to go back to ancient Babylon, introducing the order of
things properly. Unfortunately, the message was scrambled and
the random order that arose is the alphabet we know and love
today. * If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?! -ku's answers
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