Spoon's in a defensive position. Boy + fork are bullying spoon
  and trying to force a sharp response out of the spoon. But
  they're out of the luck 'cause spoons don't poke. They reflect
  the negativity back at the accusers in a warped way without
  having to do a thing. INFP == Ooh good point. They can have that
  passive-aggressive way about them. == Now if I had this
  conversation with someone I was in a relationship with, I might
  hear something like: "This isn't really about the spoon, is it?"
  and I would reply: "Well, actually, yeah, it's about the spoon.
  It's an interesting story!" == I could probably map it out on
  paper with some boxes and arrows and lines. But it would take a
  lot of lines and arrows... probably color-coded for
  comprehensibility. === I look forward to the result! tbh I
  probably won't do the engineering chart. I have a more
  significant amount of T that I can draw upon when I want to but
  I'm more F and I have to empathize enough to go through the
  effort tongue emoticon I suppose I could do a "plight of the
  spoon" perspective, although equally possible to speak from the
  fork and the boy's perspective. Or, a more meta level, I could
  analyze myself analyzing the picture on this forum and try to
  tie it all together, exploring the possibilities of why I'm
  avoiding analysis at all and instead coming up with plausible
  directions of inquiry that I won't actually pursue because I'm
  lazy while blaming it on a projected lack of empathy that
  doesn't necessarily exist for the situation but it might. ==