I'd make a shitty scientist. Maybe a lackluster poet or
  lyricist. I thought of being a religious leader but I haven't
  found or made one good enough yet, so I'll just bide my time for
  now. == What you call self-depreciation is just me. There's not
  much, including myself, everything around me and you, that I
  don't consider entirely, ultimately absurd. Everything's awesome
  nonsense. I'm honest, transparent and generally enjoy myself
  when I'm online. No complaints here. ==