If you were implying that I'm shoveling metaphorical shit with
  the shovel and that the metaphorical shit was my words that I
  spoke and the ideas that I conveyed, well, I just 'got that'. I
  have to reason my way through implications when they apply to
  me. People talk past me all the time when they're talking about
  me. It's fine by me - I just keep smiling not realising
  someone's talking shit about me 'til someone pulls me aside and
  says, "Hey, you know they were making fun of you right?" Then
  I'm like, "Oh, ok. Well, good for them"