I know. I know. I know. The whole "life narrative" bullshit. But
you see, I have to DEAL WITH people who buy-into the whole
crossroads narrative monomyth-subset crap and helping to
understand the scripts they were taught and follow blindly helps
me help them and gets them out of my face, because I'm the guy
that fixes problems. [and no, I'm not the guy that fixes
problems. That's the script they keep handing me, so I play
along]