I'll play a monk: I'll do Eastern Orthodox Christian 'cause I
spent a few years experimenting with that tradition and got the
"gist" of their ethos, even though I'm agnostic now: "Your
ultimate responsibility is Theosis. Through a synergy between
your activities and the uncreated energies of God, your every
breath, thought and action will help bring about the deification
of the species" There. That sounds good.