"Oh my, your chicken is MARVELOUS! What *is* your secret?"
  "Well, don't tell anyone but I marinate it for four hours in
  baby's first steps and..." "Wait... what did you say?" "I
  marinate it first... and then.." "No no, back up just a second.
  What was that about 'baby's first steps?" "Oh yes - and after
  that I give it a dry rub in playing with Legos." Host turns away
  for a moment. Guest says quietly, "Honey, call the paramedics
  quickly. We may have been poisoned! Shhh keep it quiet..."

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