Well, I _know_ you're an excellent writer because I've seen your
  writing. ^ right up there and in the past. Did you know it's
  really easy to get on amazon? I did it for fun because I wanted
  to get as much of the stressful stuff out of the way. It doesn't
  matter if it's a page, 10 or 100 or 1000. I stuck like 5 things
  up there, none of them are "The Book That Will Change
  Everything" that I'd love to write of course. Fiction isn't
  something I can really do well, or perhaps it's just that I
  don't want to. But what it did for me is I showed to myself that
  Yes I can get a book "out there" and be considered an Author if
  I wanted to. Now if I wanted to _sell_ anything more than a few
  copies bought by ppl for whatever reason they did, I'd have to
  do marketing or get an agent to do it for me. Marketing. Blech.