Ran out of cat food. They usually get dry cheap stuff that they
  tolerate. Forgot to pick some up today. So, I mushed a small
  piece of whole wheat bread into canned salmon and kept mushing
  it with a spoon until it was the texture of ... mush. Two
  tablespoons each cat. Separate rooms. 10 minutes later, two cats
  licking themselves happily, smiling if cats could smile. [it
  wasn't a hardship because for us, Salmon is one of those, "yeah,
  we _should_ eat that one of these days... " "yeah we should"
  type things]