I flipped a coin. Landed on its side and rolled off the table.
  Did the cheese slide off my cracker? Naw, 'cause there was never
  any coin or flipping, cheese or cracker. But I am hungry and
  could use some money. -- U charging for u insanity -- I should.
  I'm thinking religious guru, East Indian type with linen robes.
  Those dudes get all the chicks, although I don't know if I could
  handle the title Swami 'cause that almost rhymes with "Swamp
  Thing" and I'm not a killer plant with a heart that feels like a
  ripoff of the Incredible Hulk. --
  [1]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bronner_Bros. The Bronner
  Brothers also impresses the American pragmatist/capitalist me as
  well. They started off teaching fellow American blacks in
  Georgia how to do hair and makeup in the 40s/50s and expanded to
  a huge family empire of several Faith Ministries and hair care
  products. Looked into them once. Mostly a decent enough family
  and the messages are basically "Be good people for your sake,
  the sake of humanity and for God and please, buy our shampoo
  too." I can appreciate it on quite a few levels.
  *-
  Coffee. I'm usually fine after 1.5 large mugs of coffee. 'til
  then it's babble mode. No filter. Don't ask me questions 'cause
  I'll answer. -- I wait 'til something pops my bubble. They're
  still floating so I have to wait 'til they hit the upper
  atmosphere. --

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