Because you said something that made me look up a word -*
  rheology - and learn that "that's a thing", for this brief
  moment in time, I love you. I read along, enjoying your phrasing
  and then hit rheology and went, I DON'T KNOW THAT!* MUST LOOK IT
  UP! and it wasn't superfluous but just plain ol' ACCURATE. Love
  that.* Thanks :)