I love human extremes of talent. Highest voices, lowest voices,
  speed (there's a video of an old Indian guy who plays the Sitar
  faster than any speed metal band EVER played the guitar)... but
  was disappointed at the Guinness book piano-speed record holder.
  I can ALMOST hit his speed and actually went 3/4 of the way
  through applying to Guinness to try and beat it.... then I
  looked him up. He basically wrapped his whole musical career
  around being #1 and, since I play for fun and DON'T have a music
  career, I decided I'd let him have it 'cause, I got nothing to
  prove.... although it's temping to make a youtube video complete
  with the hyperbole just for a few views smile emoticon [I really
  should]