It's true there are some ppl who occasionally need their mouths
  permanently duct-taped shut, and their hands glued together
  behind their backs so they can't type and a mask so they can't
  make faces at you and sunglasses stapled to their head so they
  can't roll their eyes at you. Oh, and put in a crate labelled
  "Do not return to sender" to Cameroon on a slow moving ship with
  a piece of rotting cheese and a small white mouse for company. "