I was helping a friend with some IP Suite confusion, so I wrote
  a little story: UDP: "TCP you're such a control freak and you're
  always kissing ass Ack Ack Ack that's all you ever do" TCP
  replies: "UDP, we're spoken about this before. I am a part of
  something greater than you. You can sit here on the couch and be
  unreliable, connectionless you have no sequence or order and HEY
  HEY, ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME WHEN I TALK TO YOU? __ACKNOWLEDGE
  ME!_" UDP begins to cry and talk to his teddy bear. "he's not
  the boss of me" TCP interrupts and say "UDP, I am your FATHER".
  UDP just stares off into space, doesn't acknowledge TCP and
  after several retries, TCP moves on.

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