Hire an image consultant.
  Here is what the image consultant does:
  a) Peels off stickers
  b) Puts them back the way you want.
  c) repeats everytime your configuration changes.

  That way, you always look good.

  [always wondered what it would be like to have an image
  consultant or a public relations person. Seems like they'd make
  life SO EASY because I could do whatever I wanted, and they'd
  make sure I always looked good doing it]

  Wouldn't help my inner life, but heck, it works for everybody we
  ever see on TV, movies, royalty, politicians, etc.