Hire an image consultant.
Here is what the image consultant does:
a) Peels off stickers
b) Puts them back the way you want.
c) repeats everytime your configuration changes.
That way, you always look good.
[always wondered what it would be like to have an image
consultant or a public relations person. Seems like they'd make
life SO EASY because I could do whatever I wanted, and they'd
make sure I always looked good doing it]
Wouldn't help my inner life, but heck, it works for everybody we
ever see on TV, movies, royalty, politicians, etc.