I have an elaborate Scientist Religion all ready. Not worship
  but respect. Main focus is the Protostar + Giant Molecular Gas
  Cloud + Gravity as the Trinity equivalent. Each week the songs
  would be some sort of science principle, kept up to date with
  current research, and the sermons about humanist stuff about
  being a good person and such and coping with the crap of life.

  No communion though: SCIENCE EXPERIMENT! For the kids and for
  the kids in us. A little chemistry action.

  Main focus would be, "Glad I'm alive. I like it." and respect
  that things happen to work the way they do. Gratitude for the
  Systems as they function.

  Yeah, I think that's pretty much it. Oh, and we'd appeal for
  funding from the National Science Foundation for Grants but we'd
  accept local donations too because of the educational value.