I bought "Wild Cherry" yesterday. I didn't see any penis or
  boobs on the package. It was $1. It has 20% aluminum
  zinc-blahblah in it.

  That's MORE than the MANLY MAN ones.*

  I think women like to sweat less so their shit is stronger.

  Also, I like wild cherry smell.

  Mostly, it was $1.

  Cashier looked at me strangely but I just smiled. Her loss not
  mine. "teen spirit" was my favorite for years, even as a
  teenager.[I don't know if they make it anymore] in the boys
  locker room they went, "haha faggot". Let them laugh. I smelled
  good and I didn't have pit stank.

  I use whatever's on sale at the strongest strength. Degree's a
  favorite. I think Degree is a hermaphodite.