PERFECT! Add generators to all the speeches given that are
  merely talking ABOUT what we SHOULD do and have a storage
  battery in the back of the auditorium. Then, attach kinetic
  power generators to the seats so all the uncomfortable shifting
  in the chairs out of boredom and farting will generate even more
  power. [offer free coffee and sugar-free cakes beforehand for
  extra wind/kinetic energy generation capabilities].
  I like it.

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