I guess the time travel experiments at Samsung were more
  successful than Apple's. I would've expected to see him with an
  iPhone 5s at least; I guess Samsung got there first. ---- it's
  gotten harder and harder as fewer and fewer telegraph receivers
  were available. Once there was a team of thousands decoding a
  group of pixels. Then hundreds. Now there's just a guy named
  Stanley in Wisconsin; truly dedicated guy. But the payoff is
  big: Samsung promised whoever remained after the 147 time period
  was up would get 57 verified sacks of gold from the Oregon Gold
  Rush.

  Now Stanley can finally live his dream of being the only
  permanent resident on the International Space Station. Well done
  Stanley, Good job smile emoticon