Same thing with antiperspirant. Somewhere as a teenager, I
  started using Teen Spirit, which is marketed for teenage girls.
  Why?
  I figured if there's ANYBODY who _really doesn't wanna sweat_,
  it's teenage girls.

  Stuff worked better than ANY of the stuff they "made for
  guys"... plus it had this nice Berry scent. It can actually make
  you STRONGER if other guys around you are AFRAID of cocoa butter
  kiss.

  "Oh no! It's a boy, but he smells like a GIRL! What do we do? He
  has some... SECRET... POWER! Why, if his face touches my first,
  I might get the gay!" It's true. being different offers great
  protection. Guys leave you alone and admire that you're not
  trapped. Girls either love you or wanna "fix you" 'cause they
  have the "Earth Mother Goddess Syndrome" Teachers and unmarried
  Aunts especially seem to be afflicted.

  I look forward to the day binary gender dissolves into a
  spectrum. Always hated that stuff.

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